Chick Dig Scrawny Pale Guys Funny 5% elastane (fabric composition may

5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)

And its extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable

and adorable weirdos

or safety pin

Chick Dig Scrawny Pale Guys Funny 5% elastane (fabric composition maySo listen. Some of us aren't corn fed beef cakes, but do have the complexion of a vampire in Forks, Washington and when the sun hits our bare flesh it creates a beacon bright enough to help guide ships to shore. Maybe we work in a dark office setting. Maybe we are people of the night. Maybe We are vampires. But like the shitty kind with no powers and just the weight of capitalist debt and soul crushing jobs that pay us just enough to buy a stupid