Happy [Insert Occasion] Women's V-Neck Tee Color:Red Don't be creepy to the

Don't be creepy to the attractive waitress

so his annual gift is more like me charitably donating HBO to myself in his name

It pretty much seemed like I worked there

A rising tide lifts all boats

Happy [Insert Occasion] Women's V-Neck Tee Color:Red Don't be creepy to theI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little