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In addition to being basically a Fusion-Equip-Spell Card, the card also has a die roll effect where when the Monster it's equipped to battles another, you roll a 6-sided die and your opponent's Monster will be banished for that many of your opponent's turns until the first Standby Phase after the last turn of the effect

And so then I pull out this card, and I'm literally losing my mind

Compare this to Arceus ex and other meta cards that hit for more than 130-150 damage, and Garchomp ex doesn't seem quite as strong by comparison

Much like the four mana Elspeth you can usually tap out to make this and be pretty assured of safety