Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] SPA Teletoptero Remove a depletion counter from

Remove a depletion counter from Remote Farm: Add {W}{W}

{4}{R}: Foriysian Totem becomes a 4/4 red Giant artifact creature with trample until end of turn

Set: Unstable Type: Artifact — Contraption Uncommon Cost: Whenever you crank Arms Depot

Set: Dissension Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B}{R} Destroy target creature or land

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] SPA Teletoptero Remove a depletion counter fromSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .