Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense Feldon found the first of

Feldon found the first of these canes frozen in the Ronom Glacier

Set: Guilds of Ravnica Type: Artifact Creature — Cleric Uncommon Cost: {4} Trample Rampaging Monument enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it

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Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense Feldon found the first ofSet: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from two word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."